BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GRAYCEN HATEWATCHER MOD TEAM
shadow: T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T?
(door_knock) spongebob: Who’s there? (door_open) (door_close) (krabs) Mister Krabs, what are you doing? (slow_clap) o! o! o! o! o! (slow_clap) o! o! o! o! o! o! o! o! o! o!
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optimus_prime: I’m over here posting my tits I got ascii of some tits in chat right now. I’m just posting my shit I’m snejpen as fuck man I’m an artist man like for real. look down
Emmy: lil gup gup! (someones_mad) lil gup gup! (someones_mad) lil gup gup! (someones_mad)
Now, Making Methamphetamine: To do the reaction, a 1000 ml round bottom flask is filled with 150 grams of ephedrine. Also added to the flask are 40 grams of red phosphorus and 340 ml of 47% hydroiodic acid. This same acid and red phosphorus mixture can be prepared from adding 150 grams of iodine crystals to 150 grams of red phosphorus in 300 ml of water. This should produce the strong hydroiodic acid solution needed. Exactly how strong the acid needs to be, I can’t say
baldi: K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K?
ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ!ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! alo ? ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ!ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! alo ? ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ!ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! alo ? ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ!ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! alo ?
spongebob: ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-ayaya-
Spongebob: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
zerotwo: ホットドッグ。ホーーーーーーット。ドーーーーーーッグ。(silence) サックマイコック。
kkona: LRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLLRLRRLRLLLRLRRRLLRLRLL
Johnny: Energy. Cum. My people are addicted to it. A dependence made manifest after the cumwell was destroyed. Welcome to the future. A pity you were too late to suck it. No one can fuck me now! Cum’lama Asshole’anoray!
Kkona: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, huuuuhhu (silence) huhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuh (silence) who? huhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuh huuuuhhu (silence) huhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuh (silence) who? huhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuh whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, huuuuhhu (silence) huhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuh (silence) who? huhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuh huuuuhhu (silence) huhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuh
Spongebob: woohoo huh hah huh heh hoh wee huh hah huh heh woo huh hah huh heh hoh wee huh hah huh heh woo huh hah huh heh hoh wee huh hah huh heh woo huh hah huh heh hoh wee huh hah huh heh woo
Dagoth: the last time i subbed to gray sun my debit card got blocked for fraud and i couldnt buy weed online for months. now when i sub i get banned it is not worth it to ever subscribe to gray sun there is always some bullshit that happens fuck mccondom
Pirate: I’m out here strokin my peg leg, I got varnish on my peg leg right now. I’m just shining my sheet right now I’m scurvy as fook right now. I’m a sea dog like for real.
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Zerotwo: beach, mousu, beach beach mousu, sucka dicka, sucka dicka, sucka cocka, beach, mousu, beach beach mousu, sucka dicka, sucka dicka, sucka cocka, beach, mousu, beach beach mousu, sucka dicka, sucka dicka, sucka cocka, beach, mousu, beach beach mousu, sucka dicka, sucka dicka, sucka cocka
Literally this tournament is about who can get boosting, mats, gear and pay to win gold from chumps. No skills streamer circle jerk. Probably a laundering operation to give kick backs to gold farmers. Sad and cringe.
johnny: aaauh! aaauh! aahh! auuh! aaauh! aaaauh! uuuu! auuuh! aagh! aaaaaauh!
Johnny: AUUUUGGGHHHH! AAAUUUUUUHHHHH!!! UUUUUUUGHH! AUUUUUGGGHHH! UUUUH! UUUUUUGGHGHHHHH! UUUUHHGHH! AAAUUUUHHH! AAAAUGH! AAAUUHH! AUGH! UUUGH! AUHH! AUHHHH!
Would any of you talk like this in Xaryus stream? Would any of you speak to anyone this way irl? No. Chat (silence) do better
Kermit: Swollen testicles (also known as scrotal swelling) are larger than usual testicles that may look red or shiny. A number of conditions can lead to swollen testicles, from testicular trauma to cysts and testicular cancer. It’s important to reach out to your healthcare provider if you notice swelling in your scrotum
johnny: Word around the office is you have a fat cock. Forsen: Yes, I do johnny: I’ve got a fat cock too (silence) Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime (silence) Maybe a little oil. (silence) Two fat cocks together. (silence) Oil (silence) (silence) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHGGGHHH! AAAUUUUHHH!
(phone_ringing) johnny: hello? (i_see_you) (door_open) Bean? Did you bring a petri? (ripping) Man! Pop your petri (drinking) (slow_clap) AUUUUUUGGGHHH AAAAHHHHHHHHHG! AAAAUUUGGGGHHHH AHHHHHHHHHUUUUUU! (whipcrack) AAAAUUUGGGGHHHH AHHHHHHHHHUUUUUU!
miketyson: Its so interesting because you come across as a nice guy brandon but youre really a piece of shitt. Fuck you. Because it’s negative, and youre being negative. Zoomer: Come on man we are live, please. miketyson: What you going to do about it?
Kratos: My son. (silence) The day you were born, (silence) the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the phrase, (silence) (silence) This game is ass.
Kkona: K? (silence) K? (silence) K? K? (silence) K? (silence) K? (silence) K? K? (silence) K? (silence) K? (silence) K? K? (silence)
Dude I have not felt like being on my – is anyone else like this? Like the past like two months man I dont wanna be on my computer ever. Like I’m so over the computer. I think corona – They can’t take me serious if you look at me like that.
Kratos: I’m a giga chad Sarah. You can’t come in here and boss me around any more. I’m laying down some ground rules. I’m the man of the house. katie: what the fuck? who do you think you are? have you even paid rent yet? who do you think is gonna carve your pumpkin for you? kermit: guys I thought about it and I over reacted. I was wrong. Sorry, I’ll stream tomorrow.
Megan: 啊哈哈哈哈!! 哈哈哈哈 (silence) 哈哈哈.. 哈哈哈. 哈哈哈哈哈!!! 哈哈! 哈哈哈哈哈!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈,哈,哈哈哈哈!!哈哈哈哈哈
Johnny: dabs. Mushrooms. Bean is addicted to it. A dependence made manifest after the mothafuckin ass was destroyed. Welcome to the stream. A pity you are banned for 7 days. No one can peepo Riot now. Cumlama Dragqueen Anore aye! (Silence) AHHHHUUGGGHHH AHHHHH! AHHHGUHHH AUUGGHHURRRRAHHHH! AHHHHUGHHHHHH HUUUUUUAAAHAAA!
Hey Mcdonalds, i noticed your bitching about me being not tank material but ive never seen you contribute anything better than a shit attitude to raid I feel sorry for graycen and the raid that has to sit through your egomantic rants for 6 hours a raid it must be tough for anyone to truly be your friend and im surprised you have lived this long without sucking asmon off the cancer must of evolved smile
AnnyLebronJam sticking out your gyat for the rizzler AnnyLebronJam you’re so skibidi AnnyLebronJam you’re so fanum tax AnnyLebronJam i just wanna be your sigma AnnyLebronJam freaking come here AnnyLebronJam give me your ohio AnnyLebronJam
Johnny: FINGER! ASS! FINGER FINGER ASS! AAAUH! AAAUH! AAHH! AUUH! AAAUH! FINGER! FINGER! ASS! FINGER FINGER ASS! AAAUH! AAAUH! AAHH! AUUH! AAAUH! FINGER! FINGER! ASS! FINGER FINGER PENIS ASS! AAAUH! AAAUH! AAHH! AUUH! AAAUH
Zerotwo: The lawnmower goes shersheeeeeeerrerererereeeerrr vavavoom sherererererere and Rice burners go wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!AAAAAAAAAAH!
tate: (phone_ringing) hello? (phone_ringing) phimosis (phone_ringing) phimosis (phone_ringing) take a dab (phone_ringing) phimosis (phone_ringing) press 2 for dabs (phone_ringing) phimosis (phone_ringing) PHIMOSIS (phone_ringing) PHIMOSIS
Kermit: hey there kai cenat what’s it like in ohio city. you’re a thousand miles away but tonight you look so skibidi yes you do. fanum tax can’t shine as bright as you.
AnnyLebronJam hey there kai cenat AnnyLebronJam what’s it like in ohio city. AnnyLebronJam you’re a thousand miles away AnnyLebronJam but tonight you look so skibidi yes you do. AnnyLebronJam fanum tax can’t shine as bright as you. AnnyLebronJam
kermit: actually my spec isn’t S tier. it is reasonable for me to be green parsing with my gear score because it’s only the start of ICC. My damage will start going up as soon as everyone gets comfortable with the raid. I get the loot because the guild is investing in me because they know that I will pop off when we have I C C on farm.
(Phone_waiting) Biden: hello phimosis (phone_waiting) press 2 to take a dab (phone_waiting) phimosis phimosis the diagnosis (phone_waiting) ABOBA do a dab (phone_waiting) phimosis
Megan: owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo.owo.owo.owo.owo.owo.
Megan: This is a Super Saiyan. And this. This is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended above a Super Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2. Stitch: What a useless transformation, you changed your hair, so what? Megan: And this, this is to go even further beyond! AUUUUUUGH! AAAAAAAUUUGH AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGHGHHHHH! AAAAAAAUUUGH AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGHGHHHHH! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUOOOOOOGGHH!
Megan: Soooooooaaap haaaas PHIMOOOSIIIIIS! owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo.owo.owo.owo.owo.owo. HELP ME SOAP! owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo.owo.owo.owo.owo.owo. THE VOICES ARE TAKEN OVER AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! AUGUHAUH! AUG!A UAUAUGUAGUAG!
Megan: SEEEENDD HEEEELLP,,,,, AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHGGGHHH! THEEEYYYY AAAREEE HEEEEREEEE UUUUUUGGHGHHHHH! YAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHGGGHHHOOUU,,,,,,, HELP MEEEE AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUOOOOOOGGHH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Megan: owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo. owo.owo.owo.owo.owo.owo. kkona: hu hu hu. Hu hu. Hu hu hu
Bobsakamano — 11/01/2023 7:49 PM
Megan: SOOOOOAAAAAPPPPP,,,,, AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHGGGHHH! THHHEEEEEYYYY AAAREEEE IN THEEE WAAAALLSS UUUUUUGGHGHHHHH! YAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHGGGHHHOOUU,,,,,,, HELP MEEEE AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUOOOOOOGGHH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, kkona: hu hu hu. Hu hu. Hu hu hu. Hu hu hu hu hu.
Kratos: what is the earth’s only natural satellite? Zoomer: uhhh i don’t know. Space Station? uh uh i mean sky
Johnny: Glizzies. Diet Mug. bald fattys are addicted to it. A dependence made manifest after the weighing scale was destroyed. Welcome to the buttsoap stream. A pity you weighed like 407 pounds. No one can weigh me now! scum’baga jackass’anoray!
Megan: BBBRREEEDDD MMMEEE BBBEEEAAANNN BBBRREEEDDD MMMEEE BBBEEEAAANNN BBBRREEEDDD MMMEEE BBBEEEAAANNN BBBRREEEDDD MMMEEE BBBEEEAAANNN
weeb: K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? T? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? P? K? K? K? K? K? K? K? K?
(Phone_waiting) Biden: hello phimosis (phone_waiting) press 2 to take a dab (phone_waiting) phimosis phimosis the diagnosis (phone_waiting) ABOBA do a dab (phone_waiting) phimosis
Witch: Does anyone else here ever lay awake and night and think hmm, do I want to play World of Warcraft classic cataclysm, classic era, classic hardcore, classic hardcore self found, classic season of discovery, or the critically acclaimed world of warcraft dragonflight? Hmm I can’t decide, anyone else? You know, maybe I actually just want to play Warcraft Rumble.
Kratos: be careful the phimosis fairy is on the loose. she is giving everyone phimosis. (silence) witch: lefty, loosey. righty, tighty. If you misbehave, I will make your foreskin grip your tip tightly
witch: lefty, loosey. righty, tighty. If you misbehave, I will make your foreskin grip your tip tightly. old game good, new game bad. Grab your weed and take a dab. (terraria_pot) your wow skills are dog, your stream isn’t pog. i will now shrink your hog. (bong) you’re bald wear a hat, mitch jones is a rat. I curse you to forever be fat
megan: depletion depletion i need depletion for completion. deplete deplete no no no you dont need to be discreet. just deplete deplete. oooooooo yeah deplete
Adam: You smoke the blue weed – the stream ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You smoke the red weed – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the shit hole goes!
megan: Has SOD grinding worn you down? Gold farming is such a chore. Why not take the fast lane like your favorite twitch streamers? G 2 G has the perfect solution! Buy the cheapest crusader strike gold now with discount code GRAYCEN for 15 percent off!
biden: hey buttsoap i had a blast last night after we got are covid shots and went out to ice cream together. dont worry i wont tell anyone because you are trying to do no ice cream November but we should get together soon.i heard you have phimosis i am an expert in phimosis also press 2 for dab aboba
Kkona: Wooooheeeee! (fart) Woooooheeeee! (fart) Woooooohuuuuu (fart) Waaaaaaaheeeeeeeee! (fart) Waaaaaaaaaaheeeee! (fart) Wuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuu (fart) Wooooheeeee! (fart) Woooooheeeee! (fart) Woooooohuuuuu (fart) Wooooheeeee! (fart) Woooooheeeee! (fart) Woooooohuuuuu (fart)
Adam: we need you to change the litterbox! right! fuckin! now! there is fuckin! cat! shit everywhere! you will have to walk to the store and carry home 3 20 pound boxes of cat litter! it should be about 30 to 40 dollars you can pay for it! clean up all the piles of cat shit i keep stepping on them like land mines!
Megan: Brundis? Who? Who the fuck is Brundis. Why does some guy order 10 burgers every week? Someone needs to stop him. Brundis. Theres no way thats his name. Like I don’t get it. What he is doing is weird right? Like it’s weird. But what does it mean?
Adam: gray sun is a Fuckin Lizard shapeshifting Reptilian Extraterrestrial From Planet Phimosis! he must feed on the fuckin Blood of the innocent! (waterphone) Gray sun must consume at least Fuckin 30 fetuses a day or some shit,and he prefers to wash it down with waifu anime legs pineapple flavor adult beverage powder!
narrator: And it was then that the streamer realized that the meta to finally sell his body out completely was the only real career path he ever had. He’s basically Randy from Trailer Park boys except hes hookin for more than some dirty cheese burgers. Now show the stream some love, just daddies a wink.
I place my tablet on the counter. I start stroking my shit. I turn around and bust all over my poopy in the toilet. Then I flush it all away in one press. oooooooooo that’s the good stuff!
kkona: ,Á ,ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮ!,. Á., ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ!, Á?, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! Á!ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! ÁÁ?Á?ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, ,Á ,ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮ!,. Á., ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ!, Á?, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! Á!ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! ÁÁ?Á?ÁÁ!ÁÁ! ,Á ,ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮ!,. Á., ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ!, Á?, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! Á!ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! ÁÁ?Á?ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, ,Á ,ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮ!,. Á., ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ!, Á?, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! Á!ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! ÁÁ?Á?ÁÁ!ÁÁ!
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tired: Give your cat some attention. If you have been ignoring your cat lately, you may notice that your cat has become less affectionate than usual. This means that your cat could be upset and lonely. You can apologize to your cat by spending time with it. tired: This could be as simple as reading a book or listening to music next to your cat, or giving him a nice, long petting session. tired: It could also mean that you have to set aside some time to play with your cat.
Megan: bitch I’m a bee, bitch I’m a bee! Buzz buzz. bzz bzz bzz. Bzzzzz. Buzzzzz. Bzz bzzz zzz. Bzzzz! BZZZZZ! bzzz. BZZ BZZZZ! ZZZZZZZ. ZZZZZZ. BZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZ Adam: bitch I’m a bee, bitch I’m a bee! Buzz buzz. bzz bzz bzz. Bzzzzz. Buzzzzz. Bzz bzzz zzz. Bzzzz! BZZZZZ! bzzz. BZZ BZZZZ! ZZZZZZZ. ZZZZZZ. BZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZ zzzzz
Kkona: Á ,ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮ!,. Á., ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ!, Á?, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! Á!ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! ÁÁ?Á?ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, (gun)… RᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺÁ?ᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴ ,Á ,ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮ!,. Á., ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ!, (gunshot) Á?, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! Á!ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, ᴮᴰᴳᴮᴰᴳᴮᴺᴺ! ÁÁ?Á?ÁÁ!ÁÁ!, … RᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺÁ?ᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴⱽᴺᴴⱽᴺRᴴ
Megan: uuoo. uuoo. uuoo. uuoo. uuoo. uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo. uuoo.uuoo. uuoo. uuoo. uuoo. uuoo. v uuoo. uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.uuoo.
Megan: Soooooooaaap haaaas PHIMOOOSIIIIIS! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! owooo owo. owowo. owo. oowo! AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHGGGHHH! I HHHHEEEAAAARR THEEEEM,,,,, UUUUUUGGHGHHHHH! YAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHGGGHHHOOUU,,,,,,, UUUUUUGGHGHHHHH! YAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHGGGHHHOOUU,,,,,,, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
weeknd: I feel it coming, I feel it coming. Yodel ay hee haw, Yodel ay hee haw, Yodel ay hee haw, Yodel ay hee haw, Yodel ay hee haw? Yodel ay hee haw!Yodel ay hee haw? Yodel ay hee haw, Yodel ay hee haw, Yod
megan: watch the poop man, poo poo poopity poop choop poopy poop, watch da man sit sit in da poopawoop poopie doop, just watch the man sit in da septic, dip in da septic, shoop doopa poopwoop
johnny: I had put my log in what I thought was a melting pot… turned out to be a portal to another world. It was a world of intelligent logs and mine was given a brain implant directly into the buttsoap. It was only in there for a few seconds but for my log it was a lifetime. it had a family of little logs. even a career glazing. shit was crazy
kkona: oauwehhouawheowauhoewahuewahoeahwouehwaoehoawehwoauheoawuheoawuheoauheoauwheoawuheoawuheouwaheoauwheoawuh
KKona: who? ,,,,,,, ሀሃ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! who? ,,,,,,, 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! ሀሃ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈 who? ,,,,,,, ሀሃ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! who? ,,,,,,, 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! ሀሃ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈
Patrick: do you guys drink tap water? I heard something about frogs. You fuckin bitch. For. Real. you a straight up B. bro. You have been dominated.
Megan: hello? Bean? Beany boy? Are you. Ignoring me. Again? Bean.. Bean! BEAN! bean? Beeeeaan? Bean! Hello? Heeelloooo? BEEEEAAAN. HELLO? HELL. O! Beeean! BEEEEEAAANN
patrick: Before you say anything i lied about being an archeologist. But listen here bitch this is how its gonna fucking go. Ill buy you a big mac meal. If you let me hit it raw fucking dog brundis needs some loving and i know your fat ass needs a big mac
Patrick: laughing my ass off. these chumps think I’m depressed, but I’m happier than I’ve ever been. They all go to work and come home to watch me blaze up their donations like an elegy made of McDonald’s, weed, and their wallets. I bang the freakiest 6 out of 10s while my mom cheers me on from downstairs. I’m a giga chad.
(phone_ringing) pirate: Hello Buttsoap! This is your doctor. Yes I’m also a pirate. Anyways, listen now I don’t know how to break this to you but you have phimosis. Alright well I’ll follow up with you in a few weeks. Don’t forget to press 2 to take a dab. bye bye now.
watchmojo: Welcome to watch bozo (clown_horn) Here are this weeks top 5 raid griefs. At number 5, we have the gnomer grab and go Kermit: Alright we got all the grime and B O E drops. What we doing with the last boss? Dagoth: on hood we take this shit and try to frame bean. we do it for joe greezy. this is yuck by the way patrick: motha fuckin ass (spiderman)
Adam: I swear to god this stream is like a fucking daycare. I’m locked in with you retards and I have to work a daycare, I can’t leave you guys alone. I’m not getting taunted you fucking idiots, the beans mom POV clip isn’t fucking funny.
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Narrator: Some of the greatest intellectual conversations I have had with people online have occurred in buttsoap’s chat. There is nothing like discussing quantum mechanics or trying to answer those existential questions about our existence as your message goes from the bottom to the top of the screen in 1/10th of a second. Better hope you don’t miss a message from the guy you are talking to in case his proof of Fermat’s last theorem actually turns out to be correct.
megan: NAAAUUURRRRRKKRRRRRLLLHLLLHLLHHHIHIIIHLHLHLHLGHRRRFHFKLFLLELELELFLFLFKGKGLGLGLLGPOGLOGLOPGOPASODOOPLKLKLJLKLPJLPJKLPJKLPJKLPJLJLLJLJLJKLPLJLJLKRRRRLJKJLPKPJKLPJLPJKLPJKLPKJPLPJKLPJKLPJKLABOBAABOBAABOBAABOBAABOBAABOBAABOBAABOBAABOBAABOBAPJKLPJKJLPKJLPKJLPKJLPKJLPKJLPKJLPKJLPRRRRRRRDDDRRRRRRKJLHHHHHFFFRRRHIIIRRRRRRR
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Biden: Stroke in 1!? 2!? 3!? Shadow: oh god help Biden’s stroke is contagious! help! bruh! bruhhh!
asmr: owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
tate: (silence) incoming dab! Phimosis!
biden: Shy zah!?
Tate: oouu. oouu. oouu. oouu. oouu. oouu. oouu.oouu.oouu.oouu.oouu.oouu.oouu.oouu.oouu.oouu. oouu. oouu. oouu. oouu. oouu.oouu.oouu.oouu.oouu.
Pepe: Pfft! Pfft! (silence) RLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRL!
Megan: Rawr X3 nuzzles How are you? pounces on you you’re so warm o3o notices you have a bulge someone’s happy! nuzzles your necky wecky ~murr~ hehe 😉 rubbies your bulgy wolgy you’re so big! rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn’t stop growing .///. kisses you and licks your neck daddy likes 😉 nuzzle wuzzle I hope daddy likes wiggles butt and squirms I wanna see your big daddy meat!
Megan: Fuuuuuuuuucck yoooouuu Gaaaaaarrrrryyyyyy! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! oowwoo! owooo owo. owowo. owo. oowo! FFFFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKYYYYOOOUUUUUU! I FUUUUUUUCCCKKKYYYYOOOUUU GGGAAARRRYYYY,,,,, FFFFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKYYYYOOOUUUUUU! FUUUUUUUCCCKKKYYYYOOOUUU GGGAAARRRYYYY,,,,,Timed out (1s)
Warmy: rolling down the street with a fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome) rolling down the street with a massive dick in my butt? (gnome) rolling down the street with a fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome) rolling down the street with a massive fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome) rolling down the street with a fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome) rolling down the street with a fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome)
Okay bro let me explain it to you. It’s a full grown woman’s character. Its not a fucking stormwind child model. She has tits. Shes talking like a badass super villian. The only way you would know she is 15 is if someone like you fucking says it. Do you get what im dropping now? jesuuuuuuus
Megan: Giiiiive me theeee gaaamer suuuups, fiilll my mouth now! Pass me that sweeeet powdEred crack cocaaaaine, give it heeere! Pour the gamer sups straaaight into my mouuuuuth! Hand over that pooooowdered goodness, I neeed it nooow! Giiiive me the gamer suppps, let me taaaste it allll! Fill my cup with that powdEred craaack, don’t hold back! Gimme that gaaaamer sups, don’t waaaaaste time! Pass over that sweeeet cocaaaaine, hurry uuuuup! I neeeed the gamer suuuups, pour it uuuup!
Warmy: rolling down the street with a fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome) rolling down the street with a massive dick in my butt? (gnome) rolling down the street with a fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome) rolling down the street with a massive fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome) rolling down the street with a fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome) rolling down the street with a fuckin dick in my butt! (gnome)
shadow: let’s get MOVING! we need to make it to the movie so i can watch it by the gram biden: yeah i want to watch it to for free?!
Johnny: (door_knock) (silence) (door_open) (door_close) (door_open) (door_close) (door_open) (door_close) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOWOOOWOOWOWOOOOOOOWOWOWOOWOWOOOOOOOWOOWOWOOOOWOOOOOOOWOOOWOOWOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOWOWOOWOOOOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! that’s a skip (door_close)
biden: what have i become?! (silence) my sweetest friend?! (silence) everyone i know?! goes away, in the end?! (silence) and you could have it all?! my empire of dirt?! (silence) i will let you down?! (silence) i will make you hurt?!
Biden: boing?! Biden: Boingy?! Biden: Good boingy?! Biden: That’s a good boingy?!
Biden: Sorry everyone about what happened earlier. I think I’m better!?
Biden: I pooped my diaper it’s a G G
biden: oh look. a wild snej pen. snej snej goes the snej pen. I’ll catch it? Go! Poke EH BALL? yeah! i got a snej pen. g g
Biden: speaking of Ghost pepper pepper pepper. I was walking with a ghost is my favorite Tegan and Sarah song. I was walking with a ghost. And i said please don’t exist. g g
biden: listen here you dumb fuck canadian. I am still president until next january. or is it november, or maybe christmas? ah G G. Biden: shy zah?
biden: sod hype! sod hype! sod hype! sod hype! shy zah?!
iamripped: Megan: Hello! i am Phil! MOSIS! I am the chairwomanman of the American Dab smokers association!(megalovania) it is time to Fuckin get wasted on dabs Bitch!! Blast that fuckin Dussy! weedy bussy Aboba!! Assemble for group booby! ABOBA! ABOBA! ABOBA! Kkona: wwwwwhhhhhyyyyy,,,,,,, (fart) wwwwwhhhhhyyyyy,,,,,,, wwwwwhhhhhyyyyy,,,,,,, (fart) ABOOOBY!!!
gotta keep the iamripped:
megan: FuuuuuuuUuuuuuuucccCcck! yooooooOooouuuu! GGrRrrrrrAAAAAyyyyceeennnn!!! Fuuuuuuuuuucccck yooooou Grrrrrraaaayyycceennnn! FUUUUUUcck yooouuu Grrraaaayycceeennn!! FuuuuuUUUUuccck !! yoooouuuu !!! GrrrrrAAAAAyyyyceeennnn! !! FuuuuuUUUUuccck. yoooouuuu. GrrrrrAAAAAyyyyceeennnn!
biden: So there I was, walking through a jungle made entirely out of spaghetti, with meatball animals and a talking tomato sauce waterfall offering me a ride. I end up in a pasta village where macaroni people are celebrating a floating ravioli, and the dinosaur king in a top hat invites me for tea. Suddenly, a garlic bread UFO lands, and aliens made of marinara start a dance-off with the villagers.
Warmy: Suckin on my titties!!! like you wanted me!!! Callin me!!! (gnome) Suckin on my fuckin titties!!! like you wanted me!!! Callin me!!!(gnome) Suckin on my stinky titties!!! like you wanted me!!! Callin me!!!(gnome) ABOOBY!!!(gnome)(gnome)(gnome)(gnome)ABOOOOBY!!!
Megan: (uwu)H-h-h–hhhhh-hh-hhHewwoooo rubs on your chest Your chwest is swoft (uwu)breaks your spine Woopsied I dwid a little fuckin poopie!!! (fart) Let me mwake you fweel bwetter snaps your cock in half Wowzaies!!(explosion)ABOOOOBY!!!!
yWLW?yWLW? we hate Graycen, yWLW?yWLW? he’s not our man, yWLW?yWLW? if he can win, yWLW?yWLW? anyone can, yWLW?yWLW? gimme a G, yWLW?yWLW? gimme an R, yWLW?yWLW? gimme an A, yWLW?yWLW? gimme a Y, yWLW?yWLW? gimme an C, yWLW?yWLW? gimme an E, yWLW?yWLW? gimme an N, yWLW?yWLW? what’s that spell? yWLWyWLW? Dick head, yWLWyWLW? Graycen bitch, yWLWyWLW? Graycen’s here and, yWLWyWLW? He’s a bitch
Megan: just sitting here! smokin a Fat fuckin abooby! Watching the Lord of the rings extended remastered 4 k resolution directors cut collectors edition! in slow Motion. (slow_clap) o! o! i want Smeegle. Sexually! One! Ring! to rule them all! Take a fuckin dab hit that pipeweed!!!(quack) ABOOOBY!!! suck my flaps!!!
Megan: all my sister does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she’s mixing fuckin mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom yelled at her but she just started louder and louder!! (fart)She is fucking DEMOLISHING her flaps!!! Flap juices flying everywhere! (megalovania)ABOOOOBY!!!
Glados: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
dagoth: hey shadow, can you remind me what sound the lightsabers make from star wars? i forgot shadow: uwu.
gary is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, rotation, hero pool, counter picking, building, map awareness, ward placement, economy management, skillshot aim, dodging, getting jungle objectives, pushing towers, team fights, positioning, initiates, not dying, and getting kills
alto: wawa wewe wewe wawa wewe wewe wawa wewe wewe
Dagoth: you are a fucking loser. do you understand that? hardly anyone can even sit through an entire stream of yours. not only because of how boring it is, but you have the most zoomer ass voice. you’ve lost viewers because you don’t do what i tell you to do
unfollowed your stream today. i can’t watch league of legends; and half your streams now are that game. i’m def not the only one looking at your stream charts from august 4th 2024 you lost 150 viewers over the course of 5 minutes when you were watching bean play league. try a different game, league is toxic and unfun for viewers to watch you play badly and you don’t even make up for it by reading the chat. also i noticed sometimes you reply to mails, don’t waste your time i don’t play SOD. i begged for 18 to mail.
spongebob: ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee? ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee? ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee? ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee? ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee? ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee? ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee? ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?ee?
Xijinping: i have Phimosis 啊哈哈哈哈!! 哈哈哈哈phimosis, 哈哈哈.. 哈哈哈. 哈哈哈哈哈!!! Phimosis 哈哈! 哈哈哈哈哈!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈,哈,哈哈哈哈!!哈哈哈哈哈 my lady holes 哈哈哈.. 哈哈哈. 哈哈哈哈哈!!! 哈哈! Phimosis 哈哈哈哈哈!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈,哈, phimosis 哈哈哈哈!!哈哈哈哈哈 Phimosis 哈哈哈哈!!哈哈 (fart)
biden: buh ? buh buh buh ? buh ! buh buh! buh buh buh . buh ?! buh ? buh buh buh ? buh ! buh buh ! buh buh buh . buh?! buh it’s a G G?!
Emmy: P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?,,,P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?,,,P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?,,,P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?P?Q?K?g.K?T!T?
weeknd: ለመደወል ሞክሬ ነበር። ለረጅም ጊዜ ብቻዬን ቆይቻለሁ ምናልባት እንዴት መውደድ እንዳለብኝ ልታሳየኝ ትችል ይሆናል። እኔ withdrawals በኩል እየሄደ ነው በጣም ብዙ ማድረግ እንኳን አያስፈልግም በመንካት ብቻ ልታበራኝ ትችላለህ ልጄ (kiss) (burp)
johnny: who? ,,,,,,, ሀሃ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! who? ,,,,,,, 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! ሀሃ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 who? ,,,,,,, ሀሃ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! who? ,,,,,,, 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! ሀሃ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰 ! 哈哈哈卓卓冰
spongebob: aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou aieou
Spongebob: uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwleleleleleleleleleelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelellululululululululululullululullolololololol (silence) uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwleleleleleleleleleelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelellululululululululululullululullolololololol
(not mine) megan: i’m about to inhale my pussie air. asmr: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Trump: 格雷森在這場比賽中表現得如此糟糕，這讓我作為一個美國人感到尷尬。我的新競選承諾是格雷森將成為第一個被驅逐的人。再次偉大 2024。
Spongebob: X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X? X?
Chills: 格雷森在這場比賽中表現得如此糟糕，這讓我作為一個美國人感到尷尬。我的新競選承諾是格雷森將成為第一個被驅逐的人。再次偉大 格雷森在這場比賽中表現得如此糟糕，這讓我作為一個美國人感到尷尬。我的新競選承諾是格雷森將成為第一個被驅逐的人。再次偉大 2024
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asmr: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Biden: so i wanted to request a song?! Biden: a big bad song?! Biden: what’s that song?! Biden: wait here is a song let me link it?! Biden: what song?! Wait where am i ?!
I am sexually attracted to the letter Q. I don’t know why, it’s weird. Every time someone dares to mention the word “question” or “quizzically” I furiously start wanking off to it nonstop. This can cause problems, as once I was in maths class and my teacher asked, “do you have any questions” and my whole class looked in horror as I leaked throughout the entire lesson. How do I stop this? Is there support for q-sexual people? Where to start? Sorry, I’m lost.
Gobble: LMAO SOD (gnome) warmy: LMAO SOD (gnome) jingle_bells: LMAO SOD (gnome) Glorious: LMAO SOD (gnome)
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shadow: program.
spongebob: inconceivable.
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biden: I will let you in on a secret! When I was still the president I had secret orgy parties with myself in the white house. I was going like auuughh. G G
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